The BAR..

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America
late one night and he
saw
Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes
over to him, and asks
for
his
autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and
says, "You Chinese
people

bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta
here!

"The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not
the Chinese who bombed
your
Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the
same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and
says, "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.
Shocked, Spielberg replies,
"It
was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replied, "Iceberg, Spielberg,
Carlsberg, you're all the
same."